(Source: quentintarantinos)
AN ANTHOLOGY OF CIVIL SERVICE LINGO
(or, Bad English Masquerading as Bureaucratic-Speak)
I am part of the gahmen's current drive to DEVELOP CAPABILITY and BUILD CAPACITY, as we push for a DYNAMIC ARTS & CULTURE ECOSYSTEM. This is where you will learn about CAPABILITY DEVELOPMENT ROADMAPS, STAKEHOLDER ENGAGEMENTS, and all associated forms of bullshit.
PLS SUBMIT, TKS or email plsrevert.tks@gmail.com
GOT QNS? ASK ANYTHING SUBMIT!
I am part of the gahmen's current drive to DEVELOP CAPABILITY and BUILD CAPACITY, as we push for a DYNAMIC ARTS & CULTURE ECOSYSTEM. This is where you will learn about CAPABILITY DEVELOPMENT ROADMAPS, STAKEHOLDER ENGAGEMENTS, and all associated forms of bullshit.
PLS SUBMIT, TKS or email plsrevert.tks@gmail.com
GOT QNS? ASK ANYTHING SUBMIT!
May 9, 2013
April 1, 2013
April 1, 2013
“As spoken on phone earlier, as you only have 1 designer who is quite tight up…”
- submitted by @tambourinehero
April 1, 2013
“Can you be pls indicate on the attached plan of the areas concerned in order for us to check the land ownership”
- submitted by @abcdetc
February 12, 2013
February 7, 2013
February 1, 2013
“meeting at 2.45pm today - plse attend becos Google’s doing a demon today”
- an actual email subject
Google’s doing a demon
DOING A DEMON
January 30, 2013
January 30, 2013
Thank you for your highly unoriginal and rehashed points of argument, but
1. Do not compare us to the USA.
2. Do not make out like voters for the opposition are all misinformed and unthinking when they make their choice, and are solely driven by “visceral grievances”.
3. Do not use big words when a diminutive one would suffice.
